Boy oh boy, how daunting to update this after the mayhem of the past year. On top of beginning a new career in medical records (kissing food service goodbye, baby), John shot a feature film, a pilot, and three shorts. The mockumentary feature, "The Hag of McMinnville" wrapped in April and will make its world premier this Fall (in time for Halloween). Guess who played the cameraman...

       Recent acting credits include totally normal (and not at all cannibalistic) boy-next-door Ben in "A Seat at the Table", totally normal (not dead at all) son-next-door Charlie in "Happy Birthday Charlie", and normal (not at all manic) intern-next-door Elliot in "State Rep". He also played frontman Junior in the rock musical feature film "King Me".

       Upcoming gigs include playing the totally normal (and not demonic) puppet-next-door Cara in the feature film "Forsaken Remains" and totally normal (not terrified or cavity-ridden at all) puppet-next-door Courage in "Courage and the 8 Pages" as well as directing said Courage film as well as a Text-Adventure horror film (yet to be titled). And yes, I'm just as exhausted as this mini bio would lead you to believe.